Dear editor,
It appears as if someone is letting down the team.
When we elected MP John Duncan, it was on the understanding that he was a strong member of our Upper Island team and would speak for us in Ottawa.
Remember, John, we鈥檙e all for the coal mines, the natural gas wells, the much-needed fighter-bombers, the scrapping of the long gun registry and the long-form census, for busting up the money-grubbing unions, and for putting away those young grass-smoking punks in those prisons you promised us.
Also remember, none of us cares a jot about the environment, water pollution, air quality, greenhouse gas emissions, clean energy, marine life, or our grandchildrens鈥� future.
Well now someone (we suspect your corporate handlers) is mailing out flyers under your name that give the impression that you have gone soft and are siding with those socialist, left-wing, bleeding-heart tree-huggers that have been clogging up our island for too long.
We still believe in you, John Boy, and our team feels that it is simply a matter of you not reading or screening these misleading flyers. Please take a look at what they are saying and then have a behind-the-doors chat.
Maybe request that they stop sending them; after all, some of our local commies may get restless when they discover that your handlers are using their taxes to do so.
We must admit that we do feel a tad uneasy about the gushy-sounding flyers and to feeling as if we hardly know ye, Johnnie.
Lou Cassivi,
Courtenay
